Don't Feed the Writer LA 2010: The Gardens of Taxco

They don't have a menu at this authentic Mexican place on Santa Monica just a couple blocks past the Kookooroo. But your host, Frank comes to your table and tells you about the dishes:
 
 
"Deecilishious but vaireeeeee spy-seeeeeee!"
 
or
 
"Not spy-see but vaireeeeeeee tay-steeeee!"
 
And once you choose your main course you'll be treated to a five course mini-feast. From appetizer to dessert with a little booze thrown in.
Delicious-- but be warned-- the bill will be a bit of a surprise: "You mean all those little treats weren't samples?!"